What Would You Do

if you hadn't showered in two days, the house was a disaster and your child had a fever of 102 and . . . your old friend/flame from college calls and says I'm in town for one night and would love to get together and meet the fam.  Do you . . .

1. Begin cleaning like crazy, after lamely telling your friend what a lousy housekeeper you are.

2.  Call your hairdresser for an emergency appointment, take a shower and buy a new outfit.

3.  Go to the gym and try to lose 20 lbs in 2 hours.

4.  Say, this isn't a good time for me - maybe next time. (The smart choice - which should make it obvious this was not the choice I made!)

So can you guess what I ended up doing?